Funny Story....Please Read On

I have a serious case of the Friday Funnies. A friend posted this link on FB, so I clicked on the link........and it led me to this blog post titled "The Fart That (Almost) Altered My Destiny". I knew it was fate. I was destined to read this story and share it with you all. So here it is. If you have a few minutes to spare...read this absolutely hilarious farting story. Yes. Fart. Like Fart. Gas. Flatulence. Vapors. Wind. Call it what you want. I'm not going to say that this would or would not happen to me. Because I would be violating fashion blogger code. I feel like I have to live up to this perfect standard. When all I really want to do....is just be my silly self. And talk about farting stories. All day long. Okay? Okay. Glad that's settled. So, funny little fact about me...I had a serious fetish with whoopee cushions back in the day. I would use my winning tickets at the arcade to buy whoopee cushions. Ya, I was an interesting kid (to say the least). I would even beg my parents to take me to Sav-On/CVS, so I could buy them in bulk! And now you know why this farting story is so near and dear to my heart (among other reasons of course....some we may not want to admit.....but we can all relate to the author in some way;).