Friday, July 26, 2013

Funny Story....Please Read On







I have a serious case of the Friday Funnies. A friend posted this link on FB, so I clicked on the link........and it led me to this blog post titled "The Fart That (Almost) Altered My Destiny". I knew it was fate. I was destined to read this story and share it with you all. So here it is. If you have a few minutes to spare...read this absolutely hilarious farting story. Yes. Fart. Like Fart. Gas. Flatulence. Vapors. Wind. Call it what you want. I'm not going to say that this would or would not happen to me. Because I would be violating fashion blogger code. I feel like I have to live up to this perfect standard. When all I really want to do....is just be my silly self. And talk about farting stories. All day long. Okay? Okay. Glad that's settled. So, funny little fact about me...I had a serious fetish with whoopee cushions back in the day. I would use my winning tickets at the arcade to buy whoopee cushions. Ya, I was an interesting kid (to say the least). I would even beg my parents to take me to Sav-On/CVS, so I could buy them in bulk! And now you know why this farting story is so near and dear to my heart (among other reasons of course....some we may not want to admit.....but we can all relate to the author in some way;). 

28 comments:

  1. Okay I was skeptical before I clicked on the link, but I was laughing so hard there were tears. Thanks for sharing!
    Inge
    This Ever Evolving Life

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  2. Haha, that fart story is hilarious!! I probably would've looked for the nearest fast food joint and ran out. LOL

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  3. Oh my gosh I read this story about six months ago and I laughed so hard.
    Thanks for sharing it so I could read it again. Such a funny story.
    Happy Friday!

    Pia
    pjmscloset.blogspot.ca

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  4. Haha, we love these pictures. They are awesome :)
    K&M
    c0ffeeparadise.blogspot.com

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  5. bom delineador e rímel! muitos beijos
    http://tuttiigiornidelconsiglidiunadonna.blogspot.hu/

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  6. Omg that story hahahahahah. The rack that saved her, thank you boobies

    Mili from call me, Maeby

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  7. Storia troppo divertente

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  8. Thanks for lovely comment! Sure, we could follow each other ;)
    We follow you now, please follow us back :)
    K&M
    c0ffeeparadise.blogspot.com

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  9. So glad you shared that story, seriously couldn't stop laughing - sending that link to friends now! =)

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  10. Stop.it.now. We are like soul sisters. That story is SO funny and I may or may not have had a similar experience.

    Please don't ever change! It's refreshing to have bloggers like you who are happy being themselves and don't feel the need to have to act "perfect" 24/7. It's real life people!! xo

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    1. Lollll Lauren!!! We so are! Thank you so much for this sweet comment! It's nice to know I'm not alone;)! We're human after all!

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  11. That story is so funny! I love the Charlie Brown quote too... he is one of my favorite animated characters of all time!

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  12. Haha! Love these!

    www.kacieskloset.blogpost.com
    www.daisyraeboutique.com

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  13. Such a great post! Needed the laugh <3

    http://www.macaclothenwa.blogspot.com

    xoxo MACA

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    1. Thanks darlin! Glad it put a smile on your face:)!

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  14. Rita, hahaha you just gave me a good hard laugh. I loved this story and I can sooooooo relate to the first quoite. I am probably the most weirdest strange dog ever, at least my bf tells me that all the time when I am doing or saying sth that is out of the normal range (at that is quite often) :-D

    You cant imagine how excited I was about your birthday wishes. Thank you so much my lovely Rita, you are just the best blogger friend ever. Love you!

    Ani
    www.fleurani.blogspot.de

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    1. Omg Ani!!!! If we ever get together (and hopefully we do) we can chat about all our weird quirks (and I have MANY MANY MANY lol)! Love you girl!

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  15. Haha, love these! And I wore chevron before it was a thing - back when it was called zig zag!

    xx
    Kelly
    Sparkles and Shoes

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  16. Hahah love this! I needed it too, I had a very stressful morning! Hugs from Cali! xx The Golden Girls

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  17. Hahaha these are all so funny! Definitely made my day!

    xo jen
    Pearls & Lace

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  18. HAHAHAHHA that fart story is hilarious. I LOVE this post, so funny and it made my day:)

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  19. GOOD LORD THAT FART STORY IS SO FUNNY!!! I have got to share this too, hope you don't mind Rita?!!! I know too many ladies that would get a kick out of it!

    http://chelseypatti.blogspot.com

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  20. Rita, me and my girlfriend are framing the Friendship one!!!so trueeeeeeee and hilarious!!!

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